About a year ago, I got a call from a snickering adolescent-sounding man who asked to be called Marlie Bean. He had heard of some of the celebrity work I had been doing as a high-end relocation specialist and said he was ready to move. I learned long ago not to ask questions.
I did, however, ask him about what he was looking for.
- Budget? I am Charlie F%^@#&* Sheen. (woops)
- Bedrooms? at least 5.
- Will it just be you? No.
- Would you care to elaborate? No.
- Location? Near zoo. (seriously?)
Given the vague requirements, we did have to see several things. We landed on a penthouse at 25 Columbus for $75 million. I received these pictures yesterday.
1. Lemon Zesting Room #lifesasqueeze
2.Ursula Fan Room #gimmeyourvoice
3. Ninja Turtle Conservation Haven #getoutofyourshell
They really made the place their own, didn’t they?
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